Dantenetta III: Showtime by SolidChief, literature
Literature
Dantenetta III: Showtime
The sun rose over the overly religious society of Fortuna. The populace were all getting ready to go to church where they would pray before heading back home where they would pray some more. Why waste time with these dorks? Let's move onto our heroes, hopefully they're more interesting.
Kyrie was taking a nice hot shower while humming gospel hymns to herself because gospel hymns were obviously the ideal tune to hum while taking a relaxing shower. Why the isn't this girl with the rest of the church goers?
The songstress was thinking of another hymn she could hum when she heard a loud rumbling noise. She pulled back the shower curtain to
Dantenetta II Hell's Sonata by SolidChief, literature
Literature
Dantenetta II Hell's Sonata
"And then she just left! I mean, who the hell does she think she is!? Stealing my friend, my pizza AND my dignity!"
"Wow, sounds rough old man".
Here we find our hero Dante complaining to his less impressive sidekick Nero about his humiliation earlier in the day to the evil witch, as he put it, known as Bayonetta. As Dante continued to complain, the two wandered aimlessly through the streets.
It's not their fault though, Dante's currently fuming over his defeat earlier in the day and can't think straight, or at all, and Nero lacks the backbone to interrupt the devil hunter.
"Y'know, I'm so pissed off right now, I could use a drink," Dante