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Dantenetta III: ShowtimeThe sun rose over the overly religious society of Fortuna. The populace were all getting ready to go to church where they would pray before heading back home where they would pray some more. Why waste time with these dorks? Let's move onto our heroes, hopefully they're more interesting.Dantenetta III: Showtime by SolidChief
Kyrie was taking a nice hot shower while humming gospel hymns to herself because gospel hymns were obviously the ideal tune to hum while taking a relaxing shower. Why the isn't this girl with the rest of the church goers?
The songstress was thinking of another hymn she could hum when she heard a loud rumbling noise. She pulled back the shower curtain to see her toilet shaking violently from side to side and, then all of a sudden, it spit out a man dressed in red. Any guesses who this could be?
"Ah Vergil, couldn't you have found a better exit from hell that wasn't a toilet?" Dante asked his twin while wringing his trench coat of toilet water. "Aww man, I'm going to be smelling like toilet water all
Dantenetta II Hell's Sonata"And then she just left! I mean, who the hell does she think she is!? Stealing my friend, my pizza AND my dignity!"Dantenetta II Hell's Sonata by SolidChief
"Wow, sounds rough old man".
Here we find our hero Dante complaining to his less impressive sidekick Nero about his humiliation earlier in the day to the evil witch, as he put it, known as Bayonetta. As Dante continued to complain, the two wandered aimlessly through the streets.
It's not their fault though, Dante's currently fuming over his defeat earlier in the day and can't think straight, or at all, and Nero lacks the backbone to interrupt the devil hunter.
"Y'know, I'm so pissed off right now, I could use a drink," Dante grumbled as he continued his destination-less trek through the streets. "I tell ya kid, I'd drink to the point where I'd get so drunk that I would forget I was actually hanging out with you".
"Yeah, then I'd have to carry your drunk ass home! Hopefully you'd get so drunk that you get alcohol poisoning and then I could drop you off in a cemetery!" Nero
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